fake news written by television’s damien fahey. http://www.damienfahey.comthe fahey chroniclesTumblr (3.0; @damienfahey)http://damienfahey.tumblr.com/Nation to Complain About Government Invading Their Privacy Once They're Done Telling Everyone Where They Are on Facebook and Showing Everyone What They're Eating on Instagram<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9b1831ea4837493f8015248ce07c07b7/tumblr_inline_mo1pnmomQm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://damienfahey.tumblr.com/post/52414066395http://damienfahey.tumblr.com/post/52414066395Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:10:01 -0400Justin Bieber to Boldly Go Where Everyone Wants Him to Stay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6d9e10eef092b92968b63264a80b4113/tumblr_inline_mo1pe1sb7S1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://damienfahey.tumblr.com/post/52413631600http://damienfahey.tumblr.com/post/52413631600Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:03:40 -0400Man Less Freaked Out He Ate The Bones, More Disturbed He Ate KFC<p><img alt="image" 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