ARIZONA (the fahey chronicles) - ”We can now say, without equivocation, that discharging feces from your body and into your pants, and then taking a nap, is just as effective as starting a Cause on Facebook.” said head researcher, Harold Snell.

“We examined two groups of people. The first group started Facebook Causes for altruistic acts such as, ‘Stop Global Warming’, ‘Feed a Child’ and ‘HELP FIND BRITTANY!!!” continued Snell, “We also tested a second group of people who simply shit in their own pants and fell asleep for a half hour.” 

Shockingly, the results found that starting a Facebook Cause is no more effective than taking a nap with your pants full of your own shit.

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