May 2011
14 posts
Vin Diesel Reveals Acting Secret: A Big Mouthful...
Donald Trump Demands Proof that Newt Gingrich's...
Guy at Bar Obviously Just Finished Reading Malcolm...
TAMPA (the fahey chronicles) - A man at Jiggy’s Tavern clearly just finished reading Malcolm Gladwell’s Outliers.
“You putting some songs on that jukebox tells me you dudes are into tunes. That’s cool. You guys know that The Beatles played for ten-thousand hours in Germany before they were even worth a shit?” said Dave Acevedo, 52, a regular at Jiggy’s Tavern...
Jesus Spends Day Before Return to Earth Crushing...
SEAL Team 6 Deployed to Rescue Those People...
Two women stuck listening to that weird asshole.
WASHINGTON DC (the fahey chronicles) - ”Myself and members of my cabinet watched from The Situation Room in horror as members of SEAL Team 6 rescued those poor people who were trapped in that jazz club where Adrien Brody sings.” said President Obama who interrupted regularly scheduled television programming to make the announcement.
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UPS Worker Completely Unaware He's Delivering...
The Rapture is This Weekend: Almost Time to Play...
Depressed Satellite's Only Responsibility is...
Nation's White Women Spend Another Day Really...
Study: Visiting Your Mother is the Leading Cause...
WASHINGTON DC (the fahey chronicles) - The Annenberg Institute revealed this week that a conversation with your mother is now the leading cause of finding out who has cancer.
“Just one conversation with your mother is enough to put you at a major risk of finding out who has cancer.” said Michael Garvey, the lead researcher of the month-long study.
On a recent visit home, Dylan...
Domino's Introduces "Child Lover's Pizza"
ANN ARBOR, MI (the fahey chronicles) - In an elaborate attempt to ensnare pedophiles, Domino’s has started rolling out their new Child Lover’s Pizza.
“It’s pretty simple, we take an order for delivery, get the address of the person placing the order and arrest him after the money has been exchanged.” said Domino’s spokesman, Brett Harrison. “It’s...
Man Pulls Out Phone After Life Fails to Entertain...
CHICAGO (the fahey chronicles) - Greg Smolinski resorted to pulling out his phone today while waiting in line at Starbucks after life had failed to offer him anything entertaining to engage in or look at for 7 whole seconds.
“I was just standing there in line and 7 seconds passed without anything happening at all. Nothing to even look at but some stupid scones and muffins behind that...
Nation's Last Remaining Phone Booth Offers...
Bin Laden Autopsy Reveals: SUPER Tiny Wiener
