April 2011
17 posts
Meatloaf Releases To-Do List
Man Accidentally Throws Away Red Plastic Food...
MASSACHUSETTS (the fahey chronicles) - Paul Dennehy, 48, continued his streak of accidentally throwing away the little red plastic food basket today. Dennehy’s streak of accidentally throwing away the little red plastic food basket started back in 2002 and has continued ever since.
“Ah, shit!” said a frustrated Dennehy. “I did it again. Can’t freakin’...
Bus Bench Completely Humiliated by Latest...
Man Asks Waiter Which Wine Pairs Best with His...
Photographer Spends All Day Digitally Removing...
A fully airbrushed child actor headshot.
HOLLYWOOD (the fahey chronicles) - “I probably spend a solid ten hours a day, minus a thirty-minute Chipotle run, airbrushing the tears off of the faces of child actors.” said Bryce Denton, 38, and a photographer at a prominent studio in Hollywood.
“Kids usually realize halfway through the photo shoot that they’ve been brought...
Dude Still at Coachella
God: "Tell ya what, a few times a year, to prove...
EARTH’S MOUNTAINTOPS (the fahey chronicles) - Early this morning God spoke to a representative of each major religion and made his intentions clear. “Tell ya what, a few times a year, to prove you love me, do some weird stuff.” said the Heavenly diety. “For example, wear a silly outfit, don’t eat or drink something that you normally really enjoy for forty days,...
Study: 100% of People Who Are Really Into Chakras,...
DO-IT-YOURSELF COACHELLA: Lock Yourself in A Hot...
Drunk Eckhart Tolle Reveals Secret to Happiness is...
DALLAS, TX (the fahey chronicles) - Immediately following a sold-out weekend seminar, a visibly intoxicated Eckhart Tolle stumbled down a hallway of the Dallas Radisson Hotel and began a profanity-laden tirade.
“He lost most of his motor skills and could barely stand up.” said Elizabeth Kearn, 48, and a devoted Tolle fan who flew in from Chicago and paid seven-hundred dollars to...
Rapper Sad That All of the Odd Angles to Wear a...
Another Day of Terrible Decisions Made by Dudes...
WASHINGTON DC (the fahey chronicles) - The sun rose on yet another day of terrible decisions made by dudes wearing visors. “Our data shows that dudes wearing visors are consistently making awful decisions in life, both large and small.” commented Lucas Kipsinger, the scientist who led the George Washington University study. “Whether it’s eating at a Chinese buffet,...
Old AOL Dial-Up Modem Noise was Actually Sound of...
State of Vermont Now Entirely Powered by 17-Minute...
Pornographic Actor Gives Viewers Play-by-Play of...
MIAMI, FL (the fahey chronicles) Rex Hendrix, 26, a Miami based pornographic actor, gave a detailed play-by-play of his own orgasm while in the throes of passion yesterday during the shooting of his latest film, Just What the Doctor Ordered.
Viewers of the film were treated to a softly mumbled verbal account of Hendrix’s orgasm as he began the scene, “Here we go, here we go.”...
Coffee Cup Being Sipped on 'Law and Order' Clearly...
Optimist Sees the Ira Glass as Only Halfway...
