IOWA (the fahey chronicles) - A multinational biochemical corporation responsible for immeasurable environmental devastation made the American public forget about its nefarious practices by adding a green cartoon leaf to their corporate logo.
“We’re rolling out our new logo and finding that everyone is looking past the hundreds of EPA violations that our company has racked up.” said Unisanto Industries spokesperson Brett Falwell. “Adding this cute green cartoon leaf to our current logo really distracts the American public from thinking about the cataclysmic health effects our products have saddled upon countless future generations.”
“Have you seen the Unisanto commercial featuring shots of gorgeous rolling cornfields at sunrise? You know, the one that also features actors portraying farmers climbing the sides of grain silos in slow-motion while orchestral music plays?” said a television viewer. “I was dubious of Unisanto’s practices at first, but this new cartoon leaf logo means they are definitely NOT up to anything evil. No way.”