Hollywood, CA (the fahey chronicles) – In what everyone in America is calling one of the most selfless acts of humankind, the nation’s celebrities took an entire 24-hours away from raising awareness of themselves to raise awareness for a good cause.
“I’m not here to talk about my perfume available at Macy’s, or my line of affordable jewelry now at Kohl’s or my new reality show season that promises to be the wildest season yet and kicks off tonight at 9pm on E!.” said a somber Kim Kardashian “I’m here to talk about the children and water and putting that water in children, because without water we die.”
Kardashian joined numerous other celebrities who selflessly took an entire day off from promoting themselves to talk about the lack of clean water in Africa.
A determined Brody Jenner found enough time on a Thursday to walk fifty-feet on a red carpet while being photographed by US Weekly paparazzi in front of the charity’s banner. “People think we celebrities don’t care and that we’re all self-absorbed.” Jenner continued while carefully opening his sport coat to display a t-shirt featuring the logo of a new restaurant in which he has recently invested money. “Well, I just hope they see some of the interviews I did on the red carpet and notice that I took 5-7 minutes to memorize a few talking points I rehearsed with my publicist in the limo ride over to this thing.”