Nation to Complain About Government Invading Their Privacy Once They're Done Telling Everyone Where They Are on Facebook and Showing Everyone What They're Eating on Instagram
June 2013
2 posts
Justin Bieber to Boldly Go Where Everyone Wants Him to Stay
May 2013
11 posts
Man Less Freaked Out He Ate The Bones, More Disturbed He Ate KFC
Pitbull Holds Press Conference to Announce He's, "Just Not in The Mood to Party"
Man Says "Thank You" to Waitress No Less Than 15 Times Throughout Meal
Man Thanks Men and Women Who Served This Country Bravely So He May Continue Living Life As Total Pussy
Next Fast and the Furious Just Two Hours of a Guy Doing Steroids Inside of a Nissan Cube
Jaden Smith Nails Audition for After Earth By Telling Casting Director He's Jaden Smith
PowerBall Jackpot Now at Whopping 300 Zach Braff Movies
Taco Bell Finally Introduces Way to Shit Your Pants Before Noon
Chris Christie Undergoes Secret Surgery to Lose 40 Pounds Worth of Jay Leno Monologue Jokes
Delaware Legalizing Gay Marriage Takes Huge Step In Reminding Us That There's A Delaware
Hangover 3 Poster Just An Idiot Throwing 12 Dollars Into The Wind
April 2013
1 post
White People Won't Reunite to Entertain Other White People
March 2013
3 posts
Man Known for Carrying Other Dudes on the Beach Somehow Against Gay Marriage
People Claiming Gays Threaten Institution of Marriage Rush Home to DVR The Bachelor
New Pope Already Super Good at Waving, Blankly Staring at an Obedient Mass
February 2013
1 post
Apple Only Months Away from Convincing Nation How Disgustingly Heavy iPhone 5 Is
January 2013
9 posts
Dr. Oz Kills Another 59 Minutes of Television Before Telling Everyone to Eat Blueberries
Nation Can't Believe Athlete Believed in Imaginary Person Instead of Thanking One After He Wins
