May 28, 2012
Uncle’s First Move After Joining Facebook is “Liking” Phil Lesh

May 28, 2012
Entire Memorial Day Spent Avoiding Guy Who Brought Vegan Hot Dogs to BBQ

May 16, 2012
Majority of Man’s Life Spent Avoiding Adobe Updates

May 9, 2012
North Carolina Reminded to Set Clocks Forward 100 Years Next Daylight Saving Time

May 6, 2012
Study Shows You’re Just a Few More Twitter Followers Away from Still Being Emotionally Unfulfilled

May 5, 2012
Brave Man Masturbates with Less than 5% Laptop Battery

May 3, 2012
Occupy Wall Street Successful If Measured by How Many White People Are Getting Pretty Good at the Bongos

April 25, 2012
Pizza Hut Weeks Away from Acquiring Technology to Stuff Kevin James into Pizza Crusts

April 20, 2012
Only 6 Square Inches Left of Portland, Oregon That Hasn’t Been Instagrammed

April 19, 2012
Armpit Hair Just Gonna Hang Out on Top of Deodorant For a While and Creep a Few People Out

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