May 23, 2013
Jaden Smith Nails Audition for After Earth By Telling Casting Director He’s Jaden Smith

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May 17, 2013
PowerBall Jackpot Now at Whopping 300 Zach Braff Movies

May 16, 2013
Taco Bell Finally Introduces Way to Shit Your Pants Before Noon

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May 7, 2013
Chris Christie Undergoes Secret Surgery to Lose 40 Pounds Worth of Jay Leno Monologue Jokes

May 7, 2013
Delaware Legalizing Gay Marriage Takes Huge Step In Reminding Us That There’s A Delaware

May 2, 2013
Hangover 3 Poster Just An Idiot Throwing 12 Dollars Into The Wind

April 17, 2013
White People Won’t Reunite to Entertain Other White People

March 28, 2013
Man Known for Carrying Other Dudes on the Beach Somehow Against Gay Marriage

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March 27, 2013
People Claiming Gays Threaten Institution of Marriage Rush Home to DVR The Bachelor

March 13, 2013
New Pope Already Super Good at Waving, Blankly Staring at an Obedient Mass

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